Wig Adjustment

When a gay man readjusts his balls in his jockstrap.
Nick snuck away to his bedroom for a wig adjustment.
by Michelle22 October 22, 2022
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The Adjuster

Amplification of Skeet it and Beat it. When you give someone multiple heart-stopping backshots and then skip town.
I met this girl at a bar my last day in town. You know I had to give her The Adjuster.
by deny_defend_depose December 08, 2024
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Adjustment

I'm trying hard to think of you as a gangster now, I dont want to underestimate you. It's an adjustment, you really were a dork 25 to 30 years ago, but some people believe that people change, and you try and adjust to how their beliefs are impacting everything and everyone around them, as they become their evil alter ego and are no longer who they were growing up any more.
by Solid Mantis April 15, 2020
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Adjustable Wrench

The tool commonly known as a Nut Fucker.
Instead of using a proper wrench, John used the adjustable wrench. His use of the nut fucker, despite multiple contrary instructions, rounded out the bolt head. Now no one can get it off.
by J 2 tha R O C August 15, 2023
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population adjuster

I'm not a serial killer -- I'm a prolific population adjuster.
by MoribundInstitute June 29, 2022
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Public Adjuster

Ambulance chasers. A mostly unnecessary profession where someone "represents" the policyholder rather than the insurance company. They don't really do anything besides add a bunch of bullsh*t line items in Xactimate to try and "blow up" a claim. The end result is the claim extending for months and months and only the public adjuster benefiting financially, while completely screwing over the insured.
When my house burned down, a public adjuster solicited his services to me. Since I wasn't a moron, I told him to go f*ck over someone else.
by urbancreaterdude April 28, 2018
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