When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said, says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*
Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*
by dr_midgetboi January 14, 2020
Get the Awkwardmug. by Chickenwings444 December 3, 2019
Get the Awkwardmug. by R. Pieces June 16, 2016
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Get the awkwardmug. by hahahah2012 December 18, 2011
Get the awkwardmug. Ex 1:
Female: This is so awkward.... He's just a jealous ex.
Ex 2:
Male: She must be looking for my brother.
Female: I thought you were an only child?
Male: Awkward..
Female: This is so awkward.... He's just a jealous ex.
Ex 2:
Male: She must be looking for my brother.
Female: I thought you were an only child?
Male: Awkward..
by Foxx870 April 15, 2011
Get the Awkwardmug. by mama-cyta February 8, 2010
Get the Awkwardermug.