Being sold a "bill of goods" that turns out to be complete bullshit (I.E. fake silver or gold *OR college degrees) that is being represented as the genuine article
I got what I thought was a really good deal from an online store on some 1 oz gold bars but as it turns out they were fake.. I had no idea I was getting trumped when I ordered them.
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by Formerly known as, MouseCop October 11, 2021
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Get the lone trumpeter mug.When a person blows their nose so hard that it sounds like
Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
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by Hot Dog Goblin May 8, 2022
Get the Toilet Trumpet mug.Also called Donaldism and Trumpism. A sociopolitical ideology centered around Donald Trump and his teachings. Some examples of Trumpists beliefs are that Trump won the 2020 US election and that he innocent of all January 6th related crimes. While originally a separate ideology, this ideology has been embeded in the modern beliefs of the Republican Party and a large amount of Republicans are also Trumpists.
Origin: Donald Trump + -ist and -ism. Compare with Marxist Leninism.
Origin: Donald Trump + -ist and -ism. Compare with Marxist Leninism.
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