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Twitty-twat

A butchy, young-adult female that many people like to consider a heshe. She is rather large in size, and likes to wear tight bright pastel-colored pants that don't flatter her figure and make some people gag at the site. Can be seen, initially, as outgoing but after meeting her, most people quickly find her very annoying and try to avoid her at all cost. She often likes to be characterized as impulsively spontaneous, but most people consider her brainless and indecisive instead. She tends to act like an immature virgin, and is a one beer queer. Ultimately, a twitty-twat is considered very undesirable to males and females, alike. She also possesses many attributes like that of a twitty.
The twitty-twat wants to go to Las Vegas to start her career in prostitution.

Are you sure that twitty-twat is a female? Because she looks like an wretchedly ugly man to me.
by Ataxelationabley on Mar 24, 2011
by Adorablelittlechoochootrain April 11, 2011
mugGet the Twitty-twatmug.

twat floppin

To wing it.

To perform an act, such as to give a speech, without the usual preparation. To improvise or ad-lib.
Fuck this shit i didn't study i'm twat floppin it.
by jfreakzach April 11, 2010
mugGet the twat floppinmug.

Gargle Twat

A whore with meth mouth that's been awake for 6 days and hasn't washed her pussy so she had to make her pussy gargle Listerine to remove the smell of all the cum she accumulated in those 6 days
Bridgette had to make her pussy gargle Twat because all the loads of cum she took this week. Not 1 dude pulled out!
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN November 28, 2022
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Twat Opossum

a twat that loooks so f*ed up that it looks like a opossum

also used as an insult
hey, fred!

Hey twat opossum
by aj wellman February 22, 2010
mugGet the Twat Opossummug.

Twat hour

1. The hour of the day known as Rush-hour when there are an awful lot of people driving like bastards and nearly running you off the road.

2. the hour following the Weekend pub-crawl when all the students / drunkards / louts / ne'er-do-wells are completely twatted and getting rowdy in the streets.
1. Oh Fuck, we're 20 miles from home and we've hit Twat Hour. This guy's driving up my arse, the wanker.

2. Look at all those pissed students stumbling out of the Red Lion. Looks like something's about to kick off. Must be Twat Hour.
by Bastard child of Nicky October 7, 2008
mugGet the Twat hourmug.

twat ear

someone who's ear has a remarkable resembelance to the female genetalia.
"Do you like that Ms. Blann woman" said Dave.
"NO" replied Louie, "shes a total twat ear".
by Juan 12 November 8, 2007
mugGet the twat earmug.

twat demon

1. Someone who craves any, and all vagina
2. A man that knows how to work a vagina like he has one.
That guy is such a twat demon! His life is all about getting vagina!
by Jordan2333 July 20, 2009
mugGet the twat demonmug.

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