Twat cocker

An insult, similar to "asshole" or "cunt bucket"

Sammy: I can't believe he broke up with me
Sally: I can, that guy guy was a real twat cocker

by Mrwoopin April 12, 2017

Twat Shuffle

V. When a person is cycling between "dating" two different girls with equally dirty vaginas. Typically used when a player switches between seeing two or more less-than-hygienic girls. A twat shuffle is typically seen 3 to 4 times on an average episode of Maury.

Ex. 1
John: I just saw Carl with Jess! I thought he was going on a date with Jamie!
Mark: Nah he changed his mind last night.
John: Ohhhh, classic twat shuffle.

Ex.2
Carlos: Did you see Maury yesterday? One guys tried to twat shuffle 4 girls and got caught! That dude's life is over.

by CraigHayger November 4, 2013

Twat hour

1. The hour of the day known as Rush-hour when there are an awful lot of people driving like bastards and nearly running you off the road.

2. the hour following the Weekend pub-crawl when all the students / drunkards / louts / ne'er-do-wells are completely twatted and getting rowdy in the streets.

1. Oh Fuck, we're 20 miles from home and we've hit Twat Hour. This guy's driving up my arse, the wanker.

2. Look at all those pissed students stumbling out of the Red Lion. Looks like something's about to kick off. Must be Twat Hour.

by Bastard child of Nicky October 7, 2008

Twat Burger

Someone who is being ridiculous and overly pathetic, in the same instance. Often times a spoiled child who thinks they are entitled to everything, yet in reality, they deserve nothing.

Man, Ericka's sister is being a TOTAL Twat Burger right now.

by Embarrassing Jabroni May 16, 2016

twat ear

someone who's ear has a remarkable resembelance to the female genetalia.

"Do you like that Ms. Blann woman" said Dave.
"NO" replied Louie, "shes a total twat ear".

by Juan 12 November 8, 2007

Twat train

When a group of woman get together and lick or eachother’s genitals in a line forming a train of women resembling a train

Ey Alex, my great aunt Devon told me that twat trains were a huge trend in the 40’s

by Alexandevo June 29, 2018

twat floppin

To wing it.

To perform an act, such as to give a speech, without the usual preparation. To improvise or ad-lib.

Fuck this shit i didn't study i'm twat floppin it.

by jfreakzach April 11, 2010