Split a Turkey

A devil's triangle with all males, as the middle man receives a reach around.

Andy: "Dude, we should totally split a turkey sometime!"
Craig: *looks apprehensive*

by Sarcastyc January 24, 2015

Tubbing

The act of taking a laptop into the bath with you and massaging your meat.

A: Hey man sorry I didn't get your call, i was Tubbing for like 2 hours last night!

B: Really? I need to try that sometime...

by Kaninsnase69 November 17, 2014

Tuck and Turn

The act of concealing your penis between your legs and striking a pose.

That put the lotion in the basket guy's Tuck and Turn once seen is never forgotten.

by noblehector May 13, 2014

Turn on

When one turns on the lights to read their holy bible

i’m just gonna go turn on the lights and grab my bible

by srleady June 6, 2020

tuching

the act of pretending to be drunk to get with drunk women

Harry must have been tuching last night to hook up with all those girls, I didn't see him drink anything all night.

by tuchman1 June 22, 2009

Tumblrite

ˈtʌmˌbləɹ.aɪt noun. A person (potentially a user of tumblr) who cannot take a joke, takes everything literally and way too seriously, gets easily offended by anything and everything, and insists that everything must be completely politically correct and non-offensive to everyone.

Tim just got offended at some stupid little joke I made, he's such a tumblrite.

by MrJoshTheEpic March 7, 2017

Tumblr

An inverted social network where the more ridiculous you look the cooler you are.

You dress like a twat... you'd be popular on Tumblr

by someguysdefinitions November 7, 2012