V-Tech 

It was once a type of an engine, and only a type of an engine.Now it is the "Barsgahyes".They buy a 10,000 Honda they put this BIG ASS spolier on it its like 2 stories high thinking they're kool or i dont know wtv da hell goes throo there heads.They put a muffler dat makes the sound of a dying duck, they cruise on Glendale Showing it off.It can also be classified into a type of side burns, When they are long they they connect to your mustache, actually thats not called a V-tech.its called UGLY president Lincoln had one and dey SHOT HIM...We may never know the true meaning of this word. But i believe i am themost accurate of definers...

Ay bro check out my new Honda Civic V-tech Broooo

V-Tech by Garen November 14, 2004

v tech 

v tech comes from virginia tech where a student went on a violent rampage killing other students. to go v tech on your school is to do the same thing as what happened at v tech

dude, that loser edward kid's gonna go v tech on this school some day

v tech by 4rB1t3r April 12, 2008

v tech 

A parkahye wit a honda (especially civic) and takes glo-stix to raves

ey look at that v-tech, bro

v tech by Vahe haroutounian April 4, 2004

Art Tech Highschool

A place where a steadily dying breed of individuals make attempt to make themselves and their ideas known through both intellectual, and social pursuits of all kinds and will also openly express their ethical opinions regardless of what the general populous believes. In addition it is a school for the intellectuals, and idiots who don't fit in at West Linn, or Wilsonville because something about them has been deemed abnormal. It is also in some regards a place where the school board dumps students that they don't know what to do with because of of "Behavioral Issues" or some other gay shit like that.

Close Minded Superficial West Linn Girly Girl: "Liek, omg, look at those spaz druggie kids from Art Tech Highschool, liek that school must totally be liek for meth heads and freaks!"

Art Tech Student: "Haha, most of you West Linn kids are so gay and close minded that you don't know what you beezies are missin'."

Art Tech Highschool by Lulz1234555 April 26, 2010

the honda-tech

when a college stupid uses all his or her college loans to buy parts for their car.
they often visit honda-tech.com and realize their car is not JDM standard. they then spend every single penny they have on $700 intake's that are no better then $20 filters and claim their car is "hot" or "sick" or even "mad tight jdm yo".
when in reality they just wasted tons of fucking money.

I got fucking honda-tech'ed. Class 05' BITCH!

the honda-tech by batmang March 22, 2005

virginia tech 

Original land-grant school in the state of Virginia. Previously known as Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University...apparently too long...shortened to Virginia Tech for the convenience of it's students and graduates...multi-syllabic utterances are difficult for the typical Hokie (which, by the way, is a castrated turkey). The Corps of Cadets is lack-luster; made up of wannabe soldiers and dykes (which, by the way, is the word used to refer to upperclass "big brothers / sisters"). Thankfully, there are real military schools within the states that provide the discipline and direction necessary to assist in staffing our military. If we were to rely solely on the products of the VTCC, we would indeed see a military full of over-zealous, under-educated alcoholics who define thier success through childish pranks and high video game scores.

Virginia Tech underclassmen (in VTCC) are "turned" on "dyke-night"...a silly tradition of beer, pointless pt, and other "manly" pursuits like running the stairs at Lane Stadium, sliding down the trusses of Cassel Coliseum, or low crawling through the duck pond.

virginia tech by ex-VTCC December 9, 2008

linus tech tips 

Gaben's son, overlord (not god) of the PC master race, played games at 8k resolution before the monitors existed and benchmarked a PC for a whole year

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linus tech tips by Linusbot January 15, 2017