gun that goes "squirt"

Cock, dick, prick, weiner, putz, dong, bell rope, etc. Punning on an old advertisement for a brand of chewing gum with a liquid center.

Keep on playing with your gun that goes "squirt" and you just might knock up your girlfriend.

by pentozali August 1, 2010

Pinch and Squint

The action performed by smart phone and tablet users when attempting to navigate a website which has no mobile version. First they "pinch" so the site fits on screen, then they "squint" because it's too small to see.

I had to do the Pinch and Squint when subscribing to Advertising Age magazine and it turns out that I actually ordered 10 years of OMFG (Official Meeting Facilities Guide).

by ZHoff May 25, 2012

Juicy Juicy Squirt

An alternative saying to sexual intercourse.

"I'm gonna Juicy Juicy Squirt all over you."

by Trash16 November 2, 2018

Ruby Red Squirt

When a woman is squirting and prolapsing simultaneously.

“Damn! That girl really knows how to pull off a Ruby Red Squirt!”

by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021

fire fighting squirt

Heavy ejaculation from a woman's vagina.

" we where fucking, she had those fire fighting squirt(s) and I slipped on the linoleum."

by Smuchuu January 16, 2022

The Awarded Squint

A facial form that appears when one receives an award that involves the mouth muscles overpowering the eye muscles and squinting them while smiling, created a uncanny appearance.

Did you see my big award?

Yeah dude! Up on stage you had a bit of an the awarded squint.

Ohh man..

by MAH007 February 22, 2022

poopy in mama squirt on me ugh

ur brain dead and ur a dumb ass who likes eating ur moms shit

"poopy in mama squirt on me ugh"

by Eveklue April 6, 2022