shark coochie board

A shark coochie board is currently a popular assortment of deconstructed Lunchables, including processed meat pieces, cheese products, dried up old fruits you have laying around, leftover bread, and nuts you find between the couch cushions, etc., all artfully arranged on a board you've been saving for a project for a while. Derived from 15th century French "charcuterie".

Oooh, they went all out for this party with a shark coochie board!

shark coochie board by Postmarc December 21, 2020

Word of the Day on July 23, 2024

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Queen shit

A bad bitch. A feminine person who be killing it. No standards. No context. She's in her bag.

Did you see Rih on that runway with her baby bump? Queen shit.
Beyonce and Megan gettin a Grammy? Queen shit.
Damn, my mom gave birth to me? Queen shit.

Queen shit by JJJigae April 9, 2022

Word of the Day on July 22, 2024

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mall-walking

When people get to a certain age they walk around the mall instead of walking outside.

The toilet is always near when you're mall-walking.

mall-walking by CanadianTobyandAbel January 17, 2016

Word of the Day on July 21, 2024

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Hope Dealers

HopeDealers are people that go around Slingin’ HOPE in the name of JESUS. Specifically, in recovery groups. They testify, they meet, they greet, they support others in their outreach to communities. Every mode of transportation and every social media is used to get the word out to the broken-hearted in this world. JESUS is the way to full restoration. The Hope Dealers know they are not their past and God has done such a miracle through Jesus in them, they just can’t shut up about it.

A God Miracle was worked in their lives, where their mess, became HIS Message, the restoration in Jesus, placed the desire to be HOPE DEALERS in JESUS, to outreach and tell their testimony to the masses.

Hope Dealers by HopedealerFoeva October 21, 2019

Word of the Day on July 20, 2024

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Hairography

Choreography using a lot of dance movement with the head that causes the hair to thrash about.

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders used hairography in their half time performance.

Hairography by Michelle Adamson June 8, 2009

Word of the Day on July 19, 2024

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toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.

Sally made a comment based on her toilet bowl scholar degree.

toilet bowl scholar by Dorian2555 July 12, 2024

Word of the Day on July 18, 2024

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New York Sock Exchange

When everyone in the household gets together to match up socks with a missing partner.

This Saturday, we are getting together to do a New York Sock Exchange, so that I can find my missing socks.

New York Sock Exchange by PodcastListener July 23, 2019

Word of the Day on July 17, 2024

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