road whack 

Masturbation while driving an automobile.

Jimmy was bored and horny on that long, solo drive home from college, so he pulled out his dong and had a nice road whack.

road whack by jds07030 April 15, 2017

road pony 

An imagined blue sphere of unspoken truths from the previous evening's escapades.

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.

road pony by Capitalsallaround May 20, 2017

road stoge

A cigarette to be saved for later that you bum off your friend.

Ayy dawg can I get a road stoge

road stoge by Josephthespliffgod May 27, 2017

road donut

While driving a vehicle, elevating your rear end between the head rest and top of the seat, as your partner is in back seat and repeatedly tongue punches your donut hole until fully satisfied.

Lastnight I gave Joey the best road donut of his life! I had him howling the whole way home.

road donut by Cuppy May 28, 2017

road chief 

Someone who watches another person while they are tripping on a hallucinogen to make sure they don't hurt themselves or someone else, and keep them calm if they start to have a bum trip. They usually also help the person who is drugged to interpret the experience.

The term was originally used by the Native American Church for the shaman who is running a ceremony, especially one involving peyote.

I agreed to act as a road chief for Mike while he was dropping acid.

road chief by Schol-R-LEA July 22, 2017

Road Shark 

An aggressive yet dominant driver who rules the road

Beth is a Road Shark when she's upset.

Road Shark by T1AOcsr July 27, 2017

Road trip boredom

A common thing people get while they are on a road trip. Usually followed by nausea, or the desire to use the bathroom. When children experience this, it is common for them to say: "are we THERE yet?!!!" Parents usually get annoyed with this after a while, and start getting stressed, which leads to some tension in the car. Which can lead to bumpy driving, which leads to nausea. Sometimes, people write Urban Dictionary definitions of this whilst they have Road trip boredom.

UGH I HAVE ROAD TRIP BOREDOM!!!! Are we THERE yet?!?!?!?

Road trip boredom by hiddenwriter August 19, 2017