Onion

An onion has layers. It is death. Cut it until you cry. Waaa

Person 1: I'm like an onion...
Person 2: in what way?
Person 1: I'm always cold so I wear many layers, and I make everyone cry.

by Katsudon_Person April 16, 2020

Spanish onion

An act in which another person peels off layers of smegma from your penis kind of like the layers of an onion

"I didn't shower for 9 years so Charlie could give me a Spanish onion"

by Dan2Smeggy September 16, 2025

Onioned

Really high and/or drunk. Feeling like you've lost your mind. Derived from "pickled" as in "my brain is in a pickle".

Pickled onions - onioned, get the drift?

Rudeboi: "Yo, man what did you get up to last night?"

Stoner: "Got completely onioned, mate"

Rudeboi: "Cool story, bro"

by millz22 August 16, 2013

Spaghetti Onion

An unnecessarily complex analogy illustrating the intricacies of solving complex problems.

Trying to figure out Medicare is like a spaghetti onion. It’s when you’re peeling the onion to reveal the spaghetti inside, only to get through all the spaghetti and to reveal more onion.

by That girl 77 November 9, 2023

onion dip

(Noun)
A bowl/Platter of a mixture onions, cilantro, cream cheese, and the anticipated load of semen from multiple men. Often eaten by sluts in your area, chips usually come with this tasteful sidedish.

"Hey dude, While you're out, can you stop by Ralphs and pick up some tostitos. There's going to be a huge onion dip at Derek's party tonight."

by sherlock domes May 18, 2014

sugar free onion

What I call anyone that has mental issues

Your a sugar free onion
(Said to hobo across the street)

by Awesome cat child May 22, 2021

Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

by dgh938peg June 14, 2016