Mongolian paddleboat mutiny

A sexual act in which a female partner gets 6 of her friends to drink yak's milk for several hours, the male partner is then beaten with leather straps or belts while the women urinate on him, simulation the act of mutiny on a Paddleboat adrift in the Mongolian Sea.

Being a high-powered alpha male rocket surgeon, the only way I can get off while I'm on leave from Seal Team 6 is when Debbie and her knitting circle surprise me with a Mongolian Paddleboat Mutiny.

by Beezunquette August 8, 2023

Mondoose

A mother figure to a child

My mondoose bought me shoes

by Topshotta August 13, 2023

mondo load

When you don’t jerk off for a period of time, to release a mondo load onto a female

I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight

by Squadbrunchtaj August 18, 2023

Mongolian centipede

an sexual act where you stick your penis in a partners foreskin while another person has a dick in there ass forming a centipede form

I just gave my entire bloodline a Mongolian centipede

by THESKINIGGERDNJNS July 26, 2024

Mongolian liposuction

The act of fisting your partner(when they have not wiped) to the point where there asshole prolapses, then you wrap your mouth round the prolapsed asshole and suck the shit out, you then have the option to regurgitate the shit and french kiss it into your partners mouth.

“Hey would you like to help me remove this blockage in my stomach with a Mongolian liposuction?”

by Gregory Finkleworth July 27, 2024

Mongolian Milk Sauce

The act of mixing whole milk with gelatin and kangaroo semen, boiling it, then using it like Play-Doh, or as anal lubricant.

"Hey man, I heard that my friend Luke just opened his Mongolian Milk Sauce factory"

"OH wooow I love Mongolian Milk Sauce mmm yummy yummy"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

mongol empire

biggest empire in asia. main source of groups such as the mongols, chinese and other groups in asia! mongols good at throat singing, mongol empire also have genghis khan, most based emporor ever. also can be found in hungary.

life's not easy, being part of a country that was part of the mongol empire

by justablueperson October 21, 2023