screwed monkey

An alcoholic drink made by drinking a 40 of malt liquor down to the top of the label, then pouring in vodka and orange juice (a screwdriver) til it is completely full. Very delicious.

I only drank one screwed monkey and I was messed up for the entire night.

by Drinkmaster January 18, 2006

dice monkey

A derogatory term for a person who wins a strategy game thanks to abnormally good die rolls instead of good strategy. The idea is that the person's ability to play the game is no better than that of a monkey who is trained to roll the dice on cue.

"That's the worst strategy I've ever seen, but this dice monkey keeps rolling high."

by Scott Forster August 4, 2005

web monkey

Overworked web producers who make frequent grammar errors.

Those web monkeys at mlsnet.com are always dangling participles.

by Yizhak Finkelstein January 15, 2009

Reverse Monkey Fuck

While hanging from a pull up bar you insert your erect phallus into the anus of a male/female while she/he a fecal nugget is crowning out of the rectum.

She was about to shit while i was doing pull ups so i reverse monkey fucked her

by The Shit Stuffer July 13, 2009

Flying Monkey Shits

self explanatory

Those burritos gave me a terminal case of the flying monkey shits...bathroom is quarantined for the next hour!!

by noseed August 28, 2021

talking ass monkey

(n). One who drones on and on about his/her problems; a non-listener, talks loudly and fast, often very opinionated.

At the cocktail party, the talking ass monkey told me everything I never wanted to know. "What are you, some kind of arrogant talking ass monkey?"

by Dave Hultgren February 23, 2004

monkey style

Rubbing ones genitals in a quick exciting fashion to fruition like a Rhesus monkey. This act would happen several times an hour.

He went to his bedroom and performed monkey style after seeing the lingerie ads for Macy's.

by Jane Goodall April 26, 2003