Flapachino

Do be drinking a coffee based beverage while performing a sexual act on a man and/or woman.

I was in Starbucks and Emma gave me a booty call, I didn't want to waste my coffee so I compromised on a Flapachino.

by Pinky and The Brain November 12, 2012

flap

plain and simple: a fart. ur asscheeks flap together

also known to happen during explosive diarrhea thus making the sounds and creating discomfort. the force of the flap may cause u to utter many high pitched jitters while exploding (just like in the movie dumb and dumber)

i could almost feel the cheeks flapping together during that fart

by diarrhea gal December 28, 2005

Flap

funny.little.asain.person

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

flaparazzi

(noun)

Paparazzi who specialise in upskirt shots.

The flaparazzi hit paydirt after Paris Hilton climbed out of her car, wearing a very short skirt and no underwear.

by Sir Garence August 9, 2009

flap sweat

The sweat generated and maintained within the folds of fatty skin on a morbidly obese person, or more specifically, the odor of the sweat-soaked smegma, trapped in an unwashed area for extended duration.

"Oh my god, I can smell that bitch's flap sweat from here!"

by some other random guy May 9, 2014

falapy shizzle

the act of cumming in a drunk blonde girls belly button while others are doing body shots off her, while she sticks her finger up your butt, if you sneak it in at a bar its called a unexpected falap shizzle.

Destiny and sid falapy shizzled in the bar last night

by PgFued May 14, 2015

Flaky tidbits

I retard that has to scrape dead skin from his forehead every morning

"Ew, are those Flaky tidbits on the ground! "

by Get yeeted on flaky cunt April 2, 2020