Fake Drama

When a movie/book/TV show has a moment in which it appears that something dramatic will occur, but then the director(s)/screenwriter(s)/author(s) wimp out and pull a solution to the problem out of their asses.

Example:

Guy 1: Remember in the last book of Harry Potter when Harry dies but then somehow comes back to life?
Guy2: Yeah, that was complete fake drama.

Fake Drama by someone01 November 26, 2009

Fake Chowing

The act of pretending to eat a woman out.

Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?

Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?

Fake Chowing by Blue Ophelia November 22, 2011

Fake-Facer 

A person who knowingly uses someone, but refuses to show or admit it to others.

Person1: Have you said the real truth, that you don't like the family?

Person2: What are you talking about? I love hanging out with the family ;-)

Person1: We both know your a Fake-Facer, just admit it.

Fake-Facer by JADS March 7, 2012

Fake Friend

Someone who talks shit behind your back while you aren't friends and then acts like nothing happened when you are friends.

Wow, the other day she was nice to me and now she isn't, Rhiannon Akey is totally being a fake friend.

Fake Friend by UrbanDict54321123 July 23, 2015

fake clean 

Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.

My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.

fake clean by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

fake freaky 

Fake freaky: the act of acting as if you were a freaky person and then when it comes to laying the pipe, the partner is not down to fuck.

JustinWhy you act Fake freaky this whole time?!
Sydney I wasn’t acting fake freak I’m just not ready

fake freaky by Big sexy 116 August 2, 2018

Fake flexing 

A person who flexes with fake stiff like lil tay

Lil tay im the youngest flexer
Me bitch your not the real flexer your a fake flexingsuch my toes

Fake flexing by Lil greeney September 30, 2018