Burn an Egg

Burning an Egg means that you just took a nasty smelly poop. One that causes people not to want to enter your household.

Dude, you might want to leave for a few hours im about to burn an egg.

Man I tried frying an egg...thankfully it didn't burn.

by Fortifiedforlife July 25, 2011

poached eggs

Blowing your load into a belly button, then pissing on it.

Yeah, I heard Mike went to carnival last night and picked up a girl. I think he even said that he gave her poached eggs. He's quite the character.

by chief chuckabubba May 15, 2006

Poached Eggs

Ejaculatory remnants floating in a hot tub that have coagulated and foamed in the bubbles

"We need to clean this hot tub. Look at all those poached eggs" or "No sweetheart, I'm not going to kiss you after you just ate all those poached eggs"

by Monroe July 7, 2003

dogs eggs

a steaming pile of turd. a nest of fire snakes

excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs

by Matt February 29, 2004

egg them on

Give false hopes ; Ilude someone you're friend with so that the person may think you want to go out with him/her.

" If citizens know they do not want to go out with someone else they must not egg them on in the first place". "The edge of reason" - Helen Fielding

by Teacher Thiago Sousa February 13, 2009

Egg In The Nest

A minor variation to egg in a nest, where an older man whose hair is thinning has a bald (often shiny) slaphead part on the top with a band of hair present around the sides.

The hair is the nest and the skin of the bald head is the egg.

"Mate, you have an egg in the nest"
"Haha, my dad has an egg in the nest"
"I suppose I am just a bit of an egg-in-the-nester."

by Charlie Deacon July 7, 2008

Scrambled Eggs

A Human brain that has been destroyed by a psychopathic assassin. Favorite snack for Government employed Trolls.

Jared Loughner made scrambled eggs for his Troll friends, with Gabrielle Gifford's brain.

by FirstCaucasoid February 7, 2013