Microsoft Cloud

Noun

1. Having spent hours or days on the computer without using the restroom, the resulting expulsion of gas to prevent defecation (see also Al Roker effect).
Derrick: "Hey dude, what's this brown haze that smells like IHOP? " Larry: "Don't panic, man, I've been on the computer searching Talismans of Tasmania for three days and I just wanted to get comfortable, so I made a Microsoft Cloud. Really, Al Roker tried it and failed, so at least I'm ahead of him."
by House of Cods March 29, 2017
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Cloud of Brown

When a turd is flushed, but does not go down and ends up sitting in the toilet water. When it sits for many hours degrading, when the toilet flushes a again and disrupts the environment and creates a "cloud of brown" in the toilet water.
Oh boy, I just found the deuce you dropped a few hours ago still bobbing in the toilet! Oh boy did I shake up a cloud of brown in the toilet water when I flushed it down. Here's a saying. "When you happen upon a turn in the toilet bowl, flush it down, just be prepared to create a cloud of brown"
by Johnjovi64 June 27, 2022
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ninja clouding

when someone suddenly disappears so quickly that no one notices and everyone is so confused as to where or how that person left without any hint of them leaving. they've gotten so far away in such a short span of time its simply impossible for you not to have noticed and you wonder if secretly thye are ninjas.
you're talking to your friends and suddenly you look away and look back......there were seven of you three seconds ago....now where'd he go? your friend is ninja clouding on you
by ninja chik August 30, 2009
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Louisiana Mud Cloud

When you stick your ass out of a plane mid flight and drop a fat poo
Oh no! Little Timmy just got hit by a Louisiana Mud Cloud!
by acheekyfookincoon December 14, 2024
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cloud leap

When using cloud technology to leap from a traditional process to a completely digital process based on cloud services.
Abraham Lincoln school cloud leaped their homework feedback with the use of Google classroom instead of students turning in their homework on paper.
by Alexandercho January 08, 2018
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happy clouds

The smoke from your weed or vape.
I'm smokin up happy clouds guys.
by Perseus Rose August 10, 2015
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cloud fanatic

A person who voluntarily polices the internet. A Wikipedia user who meticulously combs Wikipedia entries to remove any detail that is not meticulously cited to a mainstream US-based authority or publication.
"Did you hear that Wikipedia removed any reference to the genocide in Gaza? Ya, it turns out Robert Kirby said it wasn't a genocide so some cloud fanatic removed the entry."
by Ohj News April 15, 2024
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