Beached

Excessively overweight. Origin: beached whale

That girl is to beached to wear skinny jeans.

by Walllllllllly February 19, 2011

dewey beach take out

1.) While at the beach with all of your friends suggest going to get take out to make one of your friends hungry.
2.) Get money from your friend who wants you to bring something back.
3.) Use your friends money to buy yourself a delicious lunch.
4.) After you finish eating ask for a takeout box and take a huge dump in it.
5.) When you get back hand the box to your friend and when he/she is opening it and begins to ask what is going on have another friend punch him/her in the face.

"what happened to Phils nose?"
"I think he ordered the Dewey Beach take out"
"word"

by 204 Rodgers January 2, 2009

beached

To insult or offend someone you are close to or are friendly with, unprovoked.

To drop a nuclear-insult on someone, with no prior warning, for no reason.

--often followed by immediately walking away after issuing the insult and ignoring any commentary or reply from the victim.

Dusty (walks into your office without knocking): You're pretty gay today. I'm sure your dad's proud, since he likes the dong, too. (turns on his heel and leaves)

Victim (stammering): ...wha...well...hey! Your dad like to...shit. Too late. He walked away.

Victim's Office Mate: Bro...you just got beached!

by Ottoman Humper June 16, 2010

Imperial Beach

The last authentic beach ghetto in California.

Imperial Beach is too close to Mexico to ever be safe or clean.

by frick1 February 24, 2010

beachwood

a rich upper class suburb on the east side of cleveland. is known for the somewhat decent schools and crappy mall.

"Oh, you are from Beachwood? They have a mall there"

by jeff moss November 16, 2007

West Palm Beach

Its Str8 around here basically 2 types of weed Reggs(Dirt Weed)5 bucks a nick 10 a dime 35 a half ounce 65 an ounce and theres Krippy(Fire Shit)25 a half eighth 50 an eighth 100 a quarter..downtown cityplace looks nice and rich but alot of goons and people muggin people alot of black men with oversiozed black tees baggy girbaud jeans tucked into ther socks with ugly black shoes and skinny nappy dreads with grills

o man i wanna go to west palm beach

naw man its bad but they hav sum fire krip

by louiekripweedman October 10, 2008

laguna beach

A small town in southern california that is nothing like the show. they only pick rich people and make them look richer. I live in Laguna Beach and its rich, but not that rich. The show sucks and so does mtv. and anyone who this laguna beach is just like the show, go fuck yourself because its not and your just a lonely douche bag who is 35 years old and lives with his mom and finds little girls on myspace who jacks off to their pictures and then trys to meet with them and then trys to rape them and winds up getting their ass arrested then theyre the ones who get ass raped in jail.... you sick fucks... ya so laguna beach is over rated and people stop coming here because if you try coming on a saturday in the middle of august then you are screwed because you will be sitting in traffic for 2 hours just trying to get into town... then you have find a parking spot which is just as fun. we already have too many tourists who bring their $5 sav-on boogey boards and try to ride the white wash... so ya stay away. you guys suck

Hey Billy and Jim us 909ers should go to Laguna Beach and try to boogey board in the water and get in everybodys way!!! we are soo cool because we are going to laguna beach!! the real OC!!! yesss we are cool! now lets go rape some 14 year old girl! yess!!!

by Zraickenator April 5, 2005