absolute birthday

when something is just so amazingly hooby groovy

you're out and about drinking some san gria when suddenly this total guapa/guapo comes up dancin in yo face and you're all like 'omfg this is an ABSOLUTE BIRTHDAY'

by Judith merryweather-trot March 11, 2008

absquatilate

meaning absorb everything; abstaining from or to not partake in; run away; absinthe;

"..very obstrcperous objections it I feel pretty confident that when I absquatilate I shall go to a world where they use half a dozen such hemispheres as ours for spitboxes to furnish a single arlour of glory Sam Slick himself d banter puffery."

by Absqaushilate November 7, 2013

absolute love

the most love you can possibly have for someone or something
committing all of your love to a person or thing
loving them more or the most you can

1."He loves her, but she has absolute love for him."
2."She loves him more, she has absolute love for him."

sage ivan babygirl love

by orlando924 November 9, 2016

abster

1. A person who is overally religious within the Christian faith.

2. A person who is absent of sexual intercourse.

Todd is such a Christian abster.

by YourFiratNorbals July 13, 2017

The Abstract NPC

A form of non-playable character in reality I.e other people, Who seem a little bit more refined than the regular humans with their dogmatic chants and sheep like behaviour

I had a wonderful first day of school, to my shock I was surrounded by more Abstract NPC’s than usual. I was quite happy to learn that the majority of my peers were more awake and mindful than previous years.

Npc - a non-playable character.
Usually used when referring to video game characters who are programmed and run script type dialogues that may or may not have influence in the game.

The abstract NPC - Another aware human

• Can be used to describe someone you want to talk about in a more descriptive and charming fashion.
•Is used when speaking about an individual who is aware of their existence and actions to a higher degree than average people

Gosh I hate my school so much it’s filled with so many NPC’s I’m so glad I’m an abstract NPC and I don’t live in a facade

by IffyMohammed September 18, 2019

abstraction

Polite way of say "bullshit" in academia.

That paper is all abstraction: the author didn't say anything at all.

by svedn February 24, 2010

absofuckinlutly

The better kind of Absolutly. More absolute and fucking important

You are absofuckinlutly right by fucking with the teacher's absolute values.

by NeoApocalypse October 27, 2007