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Crotch Vampires

1.) A more intense form of the STD Crabs.
2.) The lice-like creatures that infest the pubic hair of an individual suffering from said STD.
Crabs are contagious; Crotch Vampires are voracious.
by Tzepish March 2, 2005
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Vampires Suck

A movie that well... kind of sucked. Based on the previews, it really didn't look bad. Anything that has dancing werewolves and a spoof about some of those insane team Edward/Jacob fans can't be too bad, right? Wrong. This movie is only 80 minutes, but it feels much longer. The movie drags on, and the plot is just random. It has a few good moments that make you laugh, but for the most part, you just want it to end. It doesn't even matter if you love or hate Twilight. Both Twilight lovers and haters could have enjoyed this movie. Instead, lovers hate it because it doesn't even make sense, and haters hate it because it is a lame parody of Twilight. Overall, it is a complete waste of time and money. Enjoy.
Boy #1: "Vampires Suck? Isn't that the movie that makes fun of Twilight? I want to see it!"

Boy #2: "Yeah, well Vampires Suck sucks even more than Edward Cullen with a sippy cup of blood!"
by craziness15 September 11, 2010
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Vampirate

A Vampirate is a thing which is Pirate AND Vampire

It is also a fictional creature from the series Vampirates.
A man or woman who has died (or crossed as they say it) is brought back to life (or sired) by another vampire becomes one.
They are Vampirates when they join the vampirate ship which is led by the vampirate captain.
"and his eyes never meet the light"
"Our ways are strange here, you'll have to get used to them"
"I'm so hungry, It's feast night tonight"
"Your blood tastes nice by the way"
"She's been rescued by the vampirate ship!"
by Ruqayyah December 9, 2008
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vagpire

a person who takes sexual pleasure from drinking menstrual blood
The vagpire steeped the used tampon in his cup, like a fine tea.
by Mutha Fuckin Bawb August 18, 2008
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Vampress

A red haired woman of the night. Usually striking in beauty and wildly erotic. Most often, a vegan.
That ginger woman, Amanda, is quite the sexy vampress !
by Mrs V. December 7, 2018
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Vampiric

The tendency to be lazy and hate the sun.
person 1: "Oh my god, the sun is so bright! I think ill just go back to bed."

person 2: "Oh, please. . . stop being so vampiric and go to school."
by Vita Mintoya February 1, 2010
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vampirefreak

Not vampires who are freaks.
by SEmily July 21, 2004
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