Shuffle

Shuffle. To have a wank. Male masturbation.
It is known as having a "5 knuckle shuffle". This is a term widely recognised in London England, as well as most other parts of the country.

I enjoy a nightly shuffle

by bazza7 February 12, 2009

Urinal Shuffle

The move you do whilst looking for the fly in your underpants while standing at a urinal.

Shit son, I was doing the urinal shuffle for like 15 minutes and almost peed my britches.

by DieLawn January 5, 2008

Pedestrian Shuffle

The dance one performs when crossing a busy street but isn't sure how fast the oncoming traffic is going and doesn't know if it's okay to cross.
Usually performed while either in a hurry, on the phone, listening to an iPod, or texting.

While texting on her blackberry, Janice did the pedestrian shuffle when she suddenly realized she was walking into a busy street.

by Drew.B February 11, 2009

carpet shuffle

When you have had the most amazing sex ever, you cannot pick up your feet to walk.

" We went at it for so long, and it felt so good, that when we were done, I couldn't even pick up my feet and walk. So I did the carpet shuffle."

by sufimomma February 15, 2009

The Snuffle

A semi ferral being with large eyes and a penchance for biscuits. Often found "snuffling" around a bag of broken biscuit searching for a "snuffle keeper". Curious, hungry and simple.

The snuffle wondered around the town naked looking for a cookie.

by Snuffle Keeper August 8, 2009

Skeet Soufflé

The girl at the party that gives most or all of the men at the party a blowjob; also loves to swallow

Maaaaaan we turned that thot into a skeet soufflé at Daquan's "Congrats on getting Paroled" party last night

by Shalaquandra April 19, 2015

truffle shuffle

When you got a fat ass friend named Rick and you slap that fat ass neck and his whole body jiggle.

Do the truffle shuffle or some shit.

by allen Mitchel November 15, 2016