Sniff my beans

May be used instead of "suck my balls" when situation proves that it's inappropriate, or when speaking to a child. Either way, it gets the point across, in an innocent way.

"Yeah, yeah Sean, sniff my beans."

by sniffmybeans May 6, 2010

Super Sniffer

a married man that is constantly looking for the next peice of ass. he will talk to, hit on, buy drinks for,or sniff pussy for any chick that is in his area once the wife is not around.

that super trucker is sure a super sniffer once his wife is away.

by Five Dollar Bill January 4, 2011

packet sniffer

someone who sniffs out peoples balls

oh josh? hes a right packet sniffer

by jamesbond2007 December 13, 2017

Stiffo

A boner, hard-on, erection, etc. Not, however, the sixth Marx Brother.

"Jeez, even to this day that Pat Nixon sure gives me a stiffo!"

by creedmoor December 13, 2005

Stiffles

When a women (or man) gets cold and there nipples harden

"Jeez its getting cold in here"
"OMG YOU HAVE STIFFLES"
"Lick them"
ECT....

by Jake-AUS November 9, 2006

dip n' sniff test

The process of putting a finger in a girl's vagina then subtly bringing the finger up to your nose and smelling it. Is done in order to determine if the girl smells good enough to go down on.

Thank god I used the dip n' sniff test on that girl I brought home last night. My finger smelled like I dipped it in the frylator at Red Lobster! Needless to say, my face went no where near that pussy.

by Markytheballa3 April 26, 2010

skiffy

An adjective to describe a person or situation that is "iffy" or awkward and unsure. Can be used when you're just in a funk and not sure what adjective to use.

Someone: "How are you and your boyfriend?"
Me: "Eh...it's kind of skiffy right now."

by NinjaWorksInc February 6, 2010