resting bitch face

That look on your face when you look like you want to have your face ripped off.

My resting bitch face is so bad that it looks like i want to have my face ripped off by an alligator.

by SalimAzeez June 9, 2015

restrites

Zone that contains restricted web sites that could be potentially damaging or harmful to your computer or data, but I assume is safe for humans as no such unnecessary additions to an otherwise perfect cycereality is mentioned , contentioned or contented, that strangely enough includes sex, pornography and obscenity that's too hot for hotmail, portrait? no photography or obscenity that could obviously affect the validity of your spell checker.

Did you mention sex, pornography and obscenity? Oog, I'll have one of them restrites then. Yeah, whata site for sore eyes!

by Hercolena Oliver May 8, 2008

Restrabution

What is said when an eight year old attemps to say masterbation.

"Mommy, what is restrabution?"

by Randaaa&Tami August 14, 2009

Restricted Buyer

Somebody who comes grocery shopping with you, then says "you can get that cheaper somewhere else" everytime you pick up something. Thus, restricting you and eliminating the whole purpose.

You: *Throws a package of buns in the shopping cart*

Your wife: "You can get that cheaper at Wal-mart" *Puts it back on the shelf*

You: Don't be a restricted buyer!

by Dean Mustaine November 8, 2009

resto

A kid that will get over (1k followers) on all apps and has pet frogs

look at that resto

by DaRealResto June 28, 2020

involuntary restyling

Highly visible crash damage to a motor vehicle.

"Wow ! What happened to your car ?"
"I had a discussion with a biker at the traffic lights and my front end got a bit of involuntary restyling".

by eighthofseven August 17, 2007

Bigots restroom

If a restaurant is going to bigoted against bigots, instead of saying no bigots, racists, or misogynists in this restaurant, or no bigot racist mysognist homophobe assholes allowed, they could have one restroom open for non bigot racist misogynist homophobes and non uptight folks, and another restroom for the bigots, racists, misogynists, homophobes, the bigot racist misogynist homophobes, and all other uptight people non mentioned but in a similar category so that they don't end up having to take a shit around each other. Getting rid of the uptight folks doesn't make your restaurant or your country less uptight, and it doesn't make any group more respectable either.

Nowadays there are no more whites only restrooms, just a non bigot wonderful human being restroom and a bigot scumbag asshole who will never pass for a human being no matter what they do restroom next to it. The bigots restroom will stay full of people who don't want to take a shit next to a nigger loving cocksucker gay rights activist, and the non bigots restroom will be full of people who don't want to take a shit around the abusive sexist Ku Klux Clan lynch mob next door, and still nobody will be happy with the outcome because people are people, they're assholes just like me.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021