ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 13, 2008

side project

Getting a little on the side. Cheating on a significant other.

"I've got a girlfriend, but i have a little side project going with Sheila too".

by johnny johncakes June 21, 2008

Rear Projection TV

Older televisons that only come in sizes 40'' and up. The largest rear projection tv is 60''. They stopped being prouduced in around 2005. They use special lamps to run, which at times (1 to 2 years) need to be replaced. Plus there heavy as fuck.

Jon: "Hey man, wanna go buy a new rear projection tv? there huge! 60''! Scott: Sure, but there heavy as fuck though!

by someguyudon'tknow October 16, 2013

ulster project

The most bad ass group of people to ever live. People who survive this epic adventure are blessed with infinite knowledge and have the aesthetic body of a god. The most memorable Ulster Project ever was the 2013 group to Lake Charles where shit went down and the culture of South America was forever changed.

Guy1: were you on the ulster project

Guy2: yeah

Guy1: yeah i thought so you're ripped brah

by Jeff Brah December 30, 2013

drunk projector

When one gets drunk then proceeds to walk over to some little shit and beat the shit out of him then once done with the beating, finish by projectile vommiting all over the victim.
Bonus Points:
+5 - get all vomit on face
+10 - victim chokes and/or gags on vomit
+100 (Canadians only) - victim is deposited, after choking on vommit, into a large cold snow bank

I got so smashed last night and Zack thought he was the bomb so I drunk projected the little shit into a snow bank, eh?
Dude I got it all on camera!
I totally used the drunk projector all over zack!

by FuckingHammerTime January 10, 2014

art projects

An attempt by teachers to make school work interesting by forcing students to associate their hobbies with hell.

"By next week, I expect for your art projects on Hemingway to be finished"
*collective groaning

by meangrlllz February 25, 2015

DIY Project

A phrase used when someone asks you to do something that they could easily do their self.

Felicia: Could you tell me the answer to #12?
Bree: It's a DIY project; Do It Yourself.

by TheOneGirlWhoKnowsWhereYouLive December 8, 2015