Pressure Check

the dude fucks a chick doggy style and then wen hes about to cum... he spits on her back so she turns around to see wut it was and e quickly pulls out and ghizzs on her face aka facial

a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a pressure check

by SIP April 6, 2008

blood pressure

What is raised when idiots post on UD, or anywhere on the internet.

Even 4chan.

"...And in other news, national blood pressure is up due to a series of tube-related problems."

75 percent of UD descriptions make my blood pressure increase.

by OLOL August 25, 2007

Pessi

A fraudulent term created by Penaldogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Lionel Messi. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Pendu fanboys.

"Pessi is finished because he doesn't score tap ins every game like my idol Penaldo"

by Honest Penaldo and VARdrid fan June 15, 2021

Bench pressing

To sit on a bench reading a newspaper while waiting for a bus.

If someone says they benched 250 yesterday, it means they waited exactly 2 minutes 50 seconds before their bus showed up.

"I was bench pressing the other day and learned that a two headed whale was discovered on the shores of Sweden!!!"

by meatloafed January 10, 2010

peer pressure

Brainwashing technique where the government plays us off eachother in order to prevent us from thinking freely and originally for ourselves.

OMG you must conform to how the group thinks.


You've all been INSTITUTIONALLY BRAINWASHED by Satanists!!

by You fuckin idiots March 13, 2005

pressed

poked, shagged, boned, penertrated, fucked

Don't take it out on me cuz your girl got pressed by a next man

by simon45 December 9, 2008

pressing down on the button

Is when you hold your dick while carrying on an otherwise normal conversation with another individual.

The whole time he was on the phone with her he was pressing down on the button.

by scudhero April 30, 2014