Little midgets, aged 5-12, who idolize a camel name Penaldo from Portugal. They are under the false impression that this man is the greatest football player of all time. They are most commonly delusional and later accept the fact that Messi is the GOAT. Most penaldogs also support a team called Real Madrid, which plays in the top division of Spanish football, called La Liga.
by Jaedon Mulakanchira February 24, 2025
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by Penaldoggy is finished September 28, 2021
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A certain portuguese fraud who luckily became a professional football player. He is best known for scoring all of his goals from penalty kicks only and ghosting rest of the game.
by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021
Get the Pristiano Penaldo mug.Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit
"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"
"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
by ItzAri July 29, 2023
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Ghostiano penaldo can do anything just to play against some pizza makers countries during international break, such as; Faroe island, Luxembourg, Latvia, Andorra, Azerbaijan, etc.
Penaldo move from Real madrid to Juventus just to challenge the football God Lionel Messi, but ended up taking the 9 times seria A champions to Europa. What a sad story of Ghostiano penaldo.
Ghostiano penaldo can do anything just to play against some pizza makers countries during international break, such as; Faroe island, Luxembourg, Latvia, Andorra, Azerbaijan, etc.
Penaldo move from Real madrid to Juventus just to challenge the football God Lionel Messi, but ended up taking the 9 times seria A champions to Europa. What a sad story of Ghostiano penaldo.
by anonymous May 1, 2021
Get the Ghostiano penaldo mug.Penaldo is an International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished
by Lolkumu October 17, 2021
Get the Penaldo mug.A very popular man from Madeira known for ghosting in stadiums around Europe and terrorising fans with penalties. He ghosts for a long period of time after which he finally ends his horrowshow with a penalty he didn’t win.
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.
No 7 has been missing the entire match.
Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience.
Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience.
by KwekuSika April 30, 2021
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