Penaldogs 

Little midgets, aged 5-12, who idolize a camel name Penaldo from Portugal. They are under the false impression that this man is the greatest football player of all time. They are most commonly delusional and later accept the fact that Messi is the GOAT. Most penaldogs also support a team called Real Madrid, which plays in the top division of Spanish football, called La Liga.

"You penaldogs don't know anything about football."

Penaldogs by Jaedon Mulakanchira February 24, 2025

Christopher Penaldus 

A person from Portugal who like to discover unknown nation when international break happen, he already discovered nation like Lithuania, Luxembourg,San Marino and Andorra

Thanks to Christopher Penaldus.He is the reason why I pass my geography test

Christopher Penaldus by Penaldoggy is finished September 28, 2021

Pristiano Penaldo 

A certain portuguese fraud who luckily became a professional football player. He is best known for scoring all of his goals from penalty kicks only and ghosting rest of the game.

Hey did you see pristiano penaldo ghosted again vs Milan last night?

Pristiano Penaldo by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021

Pussiano Penaldo

Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit

"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"

"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"

Pussiano Penaldo by ItzAri July 29, 2023

Ghostiano penaldo 

Ghostiano penaldo is an overrated portuguese player that do Statpads with penalty whenever he ghosted in a match.

Ghostiano penaldo can do anything just to play against some pizza makers countries during international break, such as; Faroe island, Luxembourg, Latvia, Andorra, Azerbaijan, etc.

Penaldo move from Real madrid to Juventus just to challenge the football God Lionel Messi, but ended up taking the 9 times seria A champions to Europa. What a sad story of Ghostiano penaldo.

Do you what how Ghostiano penaldo ghosted today?

Ghostiano penaldo by anonymous May 1, 2021

Penaldo 

Penaldo is an International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished

Girl Friend-"Our relationship is Penaldo"
Boy Friend-"What? Our relationship is finished?"

Penaldo by Lolkumu October 17, 2021

Penaldo 

A very popular man from Madeira known for ghosting in stadiums around Europe and terrorising fans with penalties. He ghosts for a long period of time after which he finally ends his horrowshow with a penalty he didn’t win.
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.

No 7 has been missing the entire match.

Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience.

Penaldo by KwekuSika April 30, 2021