oil rig

the action of getting too rowdy upon ballin to the max on god frfr nocap

Greg: nah im finna oil rig so hard in pedro you actually hav no clu
jon: shut up garfield you cant have any more lasagna

by rigjaculation April 23, 2023

slap oil

When you slap a person so hard the oil from their face comes out onto your hand!

I slapped that bitch so hard the the slap oil from her face screamed in my hand!

by Bad Hasty May 5, 2023

oil cock

one who fucks cars

the car mechanic is an oil cock

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

Canadian Oil Rig

The sexual act of vomiting into your partners mouth and them returning it via spit into their rectum

Janice was so hot last night we ate Mexican and she gave me a Canadian oil rig I came hard.

by Theguy430 November 27, 2023

Oil change

The act of chugging water while urinating. Typically in the middle of the night after a long day of drinking too much.

I drank so much yesterday, but I’m not hungover. Probably because I did 3 oil changes in the middle of the night.

by Truco20 December 15, 2023

Oil Mom

A typically middle aged mom in her 30s who’s personality relates to alternative medicine. They often are in an MLM about oils or some other bullshit “medicine” that doesn’t work. They may also be mega religious, into astrology, an “independent queen”, and likely are depressed and are in an affair. If you see one, prepare to have the worst experience of your day.

Person 1: Did you know that Jennifer’s an Oil Mom?

Person 2: Yeah, I think she shills Doterra or some similar brand.

by AssEaster December 11, 2022

Danish oil

The sweat that congeals under your balls

I have so much danish oil in my boxers rn

by WhiteFIash December 13, 2022