minecraft deepthroat

A diamond hoe penetrates so deep into your trachea that it reaches your lungs.

How was your date with Steve last night?

He wasn't much in bed, but then he minecraft deepthroated me and the night got so much better!

by minecrafthoe106 March 9, 2019

minecraft

cancer

1 i love minecraft ...
2 no it is cancer

by nbhdfvhsvsdg December 17, 2018

minecraft

pounds his meat

dang. minecraft steve is really into it

by epicroblox December 17, 2018

minecraft

a game that is literally blocks and defies all physics.

I mined diamonds in minecraft

by noobdoodoo June 18, 2018

Minecraft

A fun game where you can create, fight creepers, and kill yourself with TNT.

Steve: Kill that creeper!
Alex: Why?
Steve: Because...
Steve: Where in Minecraft!

Creeper: *explodes*

by MCPE Gaming July 14, 2018

minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.

Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!

by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018

Minecraft

A game for faggots

Fuck its minecraft he must be gay

by Nourmumgay August 7, 2018