i got carrie all up in my ass 

When a woman is having a particularly heavy menstrual flow.

Mindy: "Why are you so grumpy today?" Diane: "I got Carrie all up in my ass!"

i got carrie all up in my ass by Debnhim October 28, 2018

I do what I want, I'm punk rock 

A phrase to use when someone is telling you not to do something but you don't care.

Popularised by Michael Clifford (Guitarist in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a live stream where his fellow bandmates are telling him to stop swear and Michael then replies with "I do what I want, I'm punk rock"

Michael: I do what I want, I'm punk rock
Calum: No you're not! Just because you're wearing eyelines doesn't make you punk rock!

I do what I want, I'm punk rock by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020

I have a plan arthur 

I just need money

I have a plan Arthur, JUST TRUST ME, at least Micah has some loyalty

I have a plan arthur by Yeetyboi8 December 28, 2018

I’m the singer 

Phrase declaring to all that the speaker is the real brains behind whatever subject matter is being discussed and celebrated, and that proper accolades should be directed at him/her instead of being improperly credited to someone who is undeserving of such praise.

After the gig Several people from the crowd gathered with the band backstage. Everyone credit around Stevie, praising all that he did that evening and reminding him of what a phenomenal frontman he was. After listening to all that he could stand Nikki told all in attendance, “All of you all, every one of you, have got to be as bird-brained stupid as he is,”,nodding in Stevie’s direction, “that piece of shit cockbite ain’t shit. I’m the one who scores and books our shows, I’m the one who writes ALL of the songs, and I’m also the one who showed your idol there how to move and when to do so. Muddy fucker couldn’t sing his way out of a wet paper bag. Though I’m the drummer in the background, I am the very heartbeat of this band and, you stupid muddy fuckers, I’m the singer”.

I’m the singer by Nikki Stixx March 9, 2021

i omor

i omor is an inside term used in the OMORI Fandom. It is used as a replacement for “I forgor 💀” and is usually accompanied with an OMORI plushie.

Damn, do you remember that one time with Mari and the stairs?

I omor 💀

i omor by Patila missed the Stranger August 14, 2022

I’m Gonna Take Your Kneecaps 

The act of threatening to take someone’s kneecaps, usually done to get people out of your way, but you never explain to people why need them, or how you take them, it’s a smite of magic where you magically make a “Taking Away” motion and there you go you followed through with your threat, you must always squat while performing the taking of the kneecaps, when you take kneecaps be sure to replace them with styrofoam to give your victim an unpleasant surprise when they bend their knees

Person 1: “Haha, hey dude you just cut In front of me.”

Person 2: “So, what are you going to do about it.”
Person 1: “ I’m Gonna Take Your KneeCaps.”
Person 2: “Haha, I’m so scared.”
Person 1: *Takes Kneecaps*
Person 2: “ ahh! My kneecaps! Come back!”

I’m Gonna Take Your Kneecaps by Big Bubba Cheeze April 20, 2019

i moved 

when you fall for the bullshit on stan twitter

girl 1: omg ariana releasing a new album tonight

girl 2: i moved

i moved by stxrrmochi March 1, 2021