humblebrag

The lowest, most despicable and loathsome form of self promotion, often delivered in a terse one or two fragmented sentences on social networking sites. A typical and popular approach is to use a disingenuous complaint about something, a self-deprecating statement or a comment on something completely innocuous, as a vehicle to deliver the real message, which invariably shows the person in a favourable light. In fact it shows what an attention seeking and insecure person they really are.

Humblebrag example: "Just stepped in gum. Who spits gum on the red carpet?"
Appropriate response(s): "Fuck off bitch"

Humblebrag example: "I can't believe I sounded like such a idiot on TV last night"
Appropriate response(s): "Believe it, idiot"

by loathing-this October 30, 2011

humpable

highly attractive; sexy; "bomb"

Janine is so humpable..

by Johnny Blaze April 25, 2003

Humma

Slang for ‘pardon’ or ‘what’.

You’d say it when you were confused about something someone is explaining.

You say it fast though

Teacher: ‘Okay so, you divide this number, times it by 39 then subtract it by 81’
Student: ‘Humma?’

by iwannaskrtttttohellll April 6, 2019

Humanoid Typhoon

Nickname for Vash the Stampede, protagonist of the Japanese Anime television show Trigun.

"Upon hearing the rumor that Vash the Stampede was due to appear in town, the entire population evacuated within an hour."

by silverarm January 16, 2004

Hummuphobic

Someone adverse to, or turned off by, ethnic food, such as hummus.

No, dude, Doug won't want to go to Pita Jungle for lunch. He's totally hummuphobic.

by Sassi April 22, 2007

human research technician

a politically correct term for someone who enjoys learning about other people by reading their facebook profile, scanning wall-to-wall conversations, and browsing through their friends.

"i'm not a facebook creep... i prefer human research technician."

by oliviamcm March 30, 2009

Human fudge

Poop.

Eat my human fudge.

by Atrum777 December 19, 2008