Nicholas Uriah Gordon

God

When Nicholas Uriah Gordon pulled out his fat, 9 inch, tattooed cock and started fucking my tight wet pussy, I came several times before he slid into my ass. Jesus Christ I truly believe I just found God!

by Nicholas Uriah Gordon August 22, 2023

Tony Goldwyn as Gordon Gray

Scandal in the White House to Oppenheimer in the war room, Goldwyn's Gordon Gray knows power plays yo!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Goldwyn doing these days?

Person 2: Tony Goldwyn as Gordon Gray in Oppenheimer, power never changes man!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

Fuck you gordon

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

"Fuck you gordon"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

Jay Walker/Gordan

A character from a show called Lego Ninjago. He is a ninja who wears blue, and controls lightning. He is autistic, and probably schizophrenic. If someone is the Jay Walker of the group, they're the jokester who's a but delulu

"Why is Jacob so off the rails?"
"He's just a Jay Walker/Gordan "

by olinamouse September 23, 2024

Dr. Gordon-Smith

First off, HE HAS A PhD. Call him Doctor. Not Mister. Doctor.

He is an English teacher, and he is the best. No other teacher has the compassion and care for his students like DGS.
But, he destroys your paper to the point where you are not wanting to write again.

Me: Dr. Gordon-Smith, can I use a comma in this sentence?
Dr. Gordon Smith: Well, I learned during my PhD program at Emory University that you cannot use a comma in that sentence.

by Lord Amigo December 6, 2018

Samuel E. Gordon

A name reserved for the gloriest of men. Considered a compliment in certain places.

"Wow, that guy's reaching some SEG(Samuel E. Gordon) levels of cool"

by samuraishmoo February 23, 2019

Dr. Gordon

A Hyperlethal vector, will kill you with any item nearby with absolute efficiency. Dr. Gordon is also extremely scary, and if he swears at anyone or anything, all atoms within 10km will be destroyed

Dr. Gordon just killed Superman… sounds about right

by Bock_And_Calls June 13, 2023