fakebooking

To overpost minuscule details of your life on Facebook so that you can (a) appear to be busier than you actually are, (b) brag about your enhanced financial status, or (c) nauseate the world around you with how bored you actually are.

So the power is out on our whole street from 9 till 4. This sucks... Off to do some running around fakebooking

Off to the mall and to have lunch. fakebooking

Trying to find a house to rent in X for Y's birthday weekend. He's dying to hit the slopes with his snowboard. There sure us a lot to choose from. fakebooking

Just thought I would Fakebook this

by shamalamadangdang January 19, 2011

fake yoga

The act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. All talk and no action. The charlatan doing fake yoga is often seen looking good in yoga clothes, or making money through dialog based instruction, but doesn't actually do the yoga that they preach. This person uses spiritual Buddhist or Hindi proverbs to sells out the spiritual aspects of yoga, while collecting fees for yoga classes. Often the person who is faking yoga works at a yoga studio and gains sympathy by telling personal stories of car accidents or physical trauma, that leave the them unable to perform, but able to make money talking about yoga.

The fake yoga instructor has great success telling other people how to do yoga, but rarely can complete an entire class without laying down in savasana through difficult poses.

by Honeysucklefeast April 9, 2012

Fake Eyelashes

Uncomfortable torture machines for girls who don't think their eyelashes are long enough.

Girl 1: Omg your eyelashes are so long
Girl 2: Thanks, but they're fake eyelashes
Girl 1: Oh

by alxndrhmltn August 8, 2016

fake person

someone who backstabs and acts different to your face

paige kelly is not a fake person

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

fake depressed gacha kid

self diagnosed depressed 9-14 year olds who like gacha life and think they’re cool. they growl at people and sing songs like dynasty, human, fight song, angel with a gun, etc. they think being gay is a trend and usually are violent.

“i think i have depression..”
“do u like gacha life?”
“yea why.”
“hahahahahahaha, fake depressed gacha kid!!!”

by OneOfRamona’sEvilEx’s September 28, 2021

fake

acting like something that ur not

acting a differnt infront of people

billy: l hate yu

audenice: ohhh

johnny:ok

next day

billy calls johnny the next day: hey yu wanna hang out

johnny:wow ur fake

by bbbbjjffhh March 16, 2008

ja-fake-an

a little chavster who speaks in a fake jamaican accent

ra man! im from jamiaca innit. um... no

by prettyugly November 22, 2004