Chronic Gooner

A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more

Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner

by DrDryNips February 2, 2025

Chronic Virgin

Somebody who is fundamentally incompatible with sex. This is either self imposed or due to their societal situation.

ugh, amy is such a chronic virgin

by freakbob88 May 1, 2025

chronic

chromatic sonic, or a late stage condition like chronic sonichu obsession

"the new chronic game is so buttfucking awesome type shit"

by snotpilled February 22, 2026

chronic

chromatic sonic, or a late stage condition like chronic sonichu feet obsession

"the new chronic game is so buttfucking awesome type shit"

by snotpilled February 22, 2026

Chronic masterbater

This is the point of masterbation when only you can make yourself ejaculate

Hey you know Jack G, yea that kids full blown chronic masterbater

by UpsetTexas065 March 17, 2026

Chronic Buttcheese

A condition you can get if you routinely shit multiple times a day on a daily basis. Usually when you shit your ass has this substance called Buttcheese which are called dingle berries that get stuck on your butt hair. When you shit multiple times a day it can become chronic since you may shit in the morning afternoon and at night perhaps after a shower meaning your ass is not clean properly making it chronic.

Person no 1: Hey did you hear that Brady shits multiple times a day?

Person no 2: No way! He has Chronic Buttcheese

by Negrhjjdjdjwksiejsjzthaihua June 11, 2025

Chronis

Stemming from Greek culture, a male hung like a lightswitch, or a Greek statue. All potatoes 🥔 🥔, no meat. A male with a tiny Penis.

That guy i hooked up with from the club last night was suffering from absolute Chronis.

by KonstaCHRONIS June 19, 2025