Chode

A penis that is wider then it is long

"Did you hear? Matt has a chode!"

by julescd August 20, 2014

Chode

A very short yet fat dick

Ty:damn that kid Noah has a small dick

Fred:Naw he has a chode

by Poodlepoo22 February 22, 2015

chode person

A person who is wider than he is tall. An American.

He is a chode person, as he is 6ft 5 wide and 5 ️ft 9 tall.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015

Chode Smoker

1. The art of sucking a hairy man's short fat dick.
2. Something you call someone for being a dumbass

"Becky I'm sorry but I totally choded smoked your bf last night"

"Bro quit being a chode smoker"

by The Apache June 2, 2016

Chode Road

A "chode road", is a road or street where frat houses are. People in frats are chodes, hence the name "chode road."

Bro are you going to the party tonight?
The one on chode road?!
Yeah!

by SnackLord December 26, 2016

Chode

1. A dick that has a greater circumference than length. (So basically, its just really, really short, but most are pretty girthy)

Girl 1: "I had sex yesterday."
Girl 2: "really? No way?!"
Girl 1: "It was actually pretty lame because it didn't even work. He had a chode."

by K._a._t._i._e._ May 31, 2017

Chode

1) When a mans penis is starting to erect or come down from an erection to when it's fully filled with blood but it's growing in length only girth

2) A small but fat penis (complete opposite of a dagger dick)

Stacy:"Well I was gonna fuck him but he had a chode so even if I wanted to it was too thick"
Lexi:"HAHAHAHAH you got clam jammed by a dick"

by xyoungdaggerdick August 18, 2017