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Jesus Cardona

Term usually used to describe someone who has absolutely nothing to share with anyone else on a subject. Also used to express acute abdominal pain and pain in the rectum.

The word is commonly used in africa to distinguish the edible elephant feces from regular shit (jesus cardona is just plain shit).

latin experts believe it is also the omen for extreme boredom but deeper studies have found that that is simply not true and spending more money and resources trying to find the real meaning of the word would be a waste since nobody really cares anyways.
"jesus Cardona!!! those Mcburritos i ate yesterday night are starting to cause trouble in my butt hole! "

"Jesus cardona man... that was the dumbest thing i have ever heard..."

"hey dude what was the presidential address about?"
"jesus cardona... dont worry about it"
by Brayan Sanchez January 13, 2009
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Tucker Carlson

The guy from Montana who confronted Tucker Carlson is right... he is the worst human being known to mankind.
by Soul_Driver January 19, 2022
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Tucker Carlson

A constantly constipated man who always looks as though the burrito disagreed with him.
"Ugh! I'm Tucker Carlson and we need to cut to commercial cuz I have to make... a dooodiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
by Espio Lylat April 29, 2022
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carbon fiber

Carbon fiber is an expensvie and near pointless upgrade that most kids living in thier parents basement add to their honda civics. (you know who you are)
Ricer: Hey man, I just got my new carbon fiber hood!

Non-retard: Really? Thats awesome, maybe next time you could actually spend money on making your car faster.
by thoes 2 girls with that cup October 19, 2008
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carbonite

Accepted meanings:

1) A by-product of carbon manufacturing; Of or belonging to carbon.

2) Star Wars reference; To be frozen. Also 'cold', 'cool' and other synonyms.
Cold as carbonite;

A carbonite rod;
by TheMeaningOfLife September 3, 2003
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carbon fingerprint

A term used to place blame for global warming on an individual or group.
1) "President Bush's carbon fingerprints were all over that energy bill".

2) "The lights were left on again and Barrett's carbon fingerprints were all over the switches".
by John Olmstead February 18, 2009
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Carboni

CARBONI - Carb-oni = Carbohydrate Demon

Carb
A carbohydrate is an DUMB organic compound.
Carbohydrates are NOT ESSENTIAL nutrients in humans.

ONI
Devil / Demon
www urbandictionary com define.php?term=oni
George: Oscar, how have you become such a fat ass?

Oscar: I am a Carboni

Or:
Pizza is my Carboni
by difdiffer February 4, 2010
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