boatlaunch

when you poop and pee at the same time.

i just boatlaunched the turd into the toilet bowl.

by zyfer July 30, 2012

boat pussy

A vagina that looks and smells like the underside of a unkept rowboat that has been lying in infested, stagnant water.

Eula had one mean boat pussy last night, she had me gasping for air out the window.

by 🌹ie November 13, 2015

Boat Fuck

A chick that you fuck on a boat that you own and you fuck her on the boat exclusively in whatever city the boat is slipped.

J: "So it this chick a city chick or a boat fuck?"
T: "She's just one of my boat fucks."

by SeamusOLanigan September 9, 2016

boato

A total rim licker, brown nosing sycophant - Bend Over and Take One - Boato

That Sam he is such a Boato, always on his knees taking it right up his hole.

My god stop being a Boato, be a man and stand up for once.

by Mayfair Facts April 10, 2020

mud boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, between the ass-cheeks of another person, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

-I'm into some pretty weird stuff, but mud boating isn't one of them.

-Cane: I'm going to get intimate with your sister...
Josh: After you mud boat me mother fucker!!

-She so fine, I'd mud boat the shit outta that bitch!

by Get in the car Cane. March 31, 2010

U-boating

Similar to the act of motor-boating, except your face is in her ass.

Your mom and I were watching the History Channel last night and we got heated and I ended up U-boating her ass!
Brbbbbbrrrrbbbbbbbrr....

by Thought Monkey July 9, 2010

Liberator Boat

The greatest boat of all time. It masters through vicious waves with ease and looks better on water than any other boat out there. It also sounds really good if it has twin engines.

Dan: "Wow that boat looks nice, what kind is it?"
Jen: "That's a Liberator boat!"

by seadoopsycho January 2, 2011