Taffy Apple

A person (usually of the Caucasian descent) you know who likes to shove shit up his ass, like wine bottles, car keys, lightbulbs, toy trains, and in some cases uncles.

Well hot damn shove a stick up my ass and call me a taffy apple

by Hotel? Trivago. June 18, 2018

apple juely

The best ship ever, between Ely and Apple juice, the perfect couple

"I love apple juice"

"i love you too Ely"
*Making out noises*
"lets call out baby apple juely"

by rubix cube nerd March 30, 2023

apple tourettes

Commonly associated with the tic, or movement disorder in which a person who suffers from Apple Tourettes is having an episodic manifestation i.e. swearing uncontrollably, expressing anger or frustration that is uncontrollable will also throw objects close at hand including apples.

The individual suffering from Apple Tourettes was observed in a state of anger and frustration, reaching for, and throwing an apple at the target of their anger, narrowly missing their head.

by An apple a day September 21, 2016

Damn Apples

When you buy an apple phone and it has a virus or its broken and you throw it at the nearest lake

My mom bought an apple phone, she damn apples

by mariamagma November 7, 2016

waxy apples

When your testicles are stripped clean of their hair and are left waxy clean

You have a nice set of waxy apples

by Poseidon rulez April 7, 2015

The Apple of Inappropriateness

An apple that has "gotten around" to more than one persons body parts, usually preferred to go to people of two different genders, that are considered inappropriate to many.

Winsorlocken's job is to destroy The Apple of Inappropriateness because we don't like to be inappropriate.

by David Kahn December 2, 2007

Apple mank

Apple mank is the core of an apple that has juice on it and it becomes apple mank if you threaten a person with it

I don’t want your apple mank!

by Shmancy pidgeon January 21, 2023