torque dog

The most erect a penis can be..

That stripper gave me a raging torque dog.

by heterofratboi June 16, 2020

Dog-water

A stupid phrase exclusively used by sweaty and most certainly smelly people as a weak attempt to upset and/or annoy someone they percieve to be 'lesser' than themself

(it is unlikely and extremely rare that they are truly lesser)

"You are so dog-water Xavier"

by Luxlotle January 17, 2023

dog sitter

A person or people who look after dogs in their free time. Just like a babysitter but with dogs. This person is usually addicted to dogs and will approach a dog in any situation.

Angus: hey look theirs a dog

Nathan: (runs over and starts stroking the dog) ohhhh yeeeeesssss

Angus: hey, can anyone look after my dog for a bit

Nathan: oh yes ! Me I'll do it, I'm a dog sitter

by Simon pidgley June 30, 2016

Dog

Meaning something is dumb or unfair

"that is so dog."

by bignuggytoecheese November 15, 2022

Dog Wank

Something that is terrible, poor, bad or disgraceful

"That car is so dog wank, it couldn't drive you an inch

by Bambos The Greek April 25, 2022

dog nuts

the nuts of a dog

"I love to lick dog nuts"

by lunar12334434 January 11, 2022

T-F-T-I Dog

Thanks For The Invite, when someone dogs you

When you suggest to have a gathering and then your not invited. This is seen to be an act of dogging, but is usually used with the term T-F-T-I Dog

by CALL ME SIR DOG September 22, 2009