Teejay

Name of a guy who makes girls want to fuck/suck/ask for computer help, but when they see him, act awkward (most likely because they just orgasmed at the sight of him). So good at basketball he makes Michael Jordan cry like a bitch and then lick his tears off the court so Teejay's opponents have no excuse after he breaks their ankles/shins/jaws/etc.

(Teejay walking down hall)
(girl comes out of room in front of him)

Girl: "Oh!.. oh.. ooh, oh, oh... this is awkward."

by Mad Sheets December 7, 2009

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teeny bopper

stupid bitch age 10-16 who pisses the hell out of everyone with her home-dyed hair (all patchy and half bald), stupid lasenza girl shirts and thongs and vocabulary (reduced to lyke, and OMGz).

teeny bopper: lyke OMGz! DiD yOu heeR mA hoMeGrrL BriTTanY'zz gOtZ a NeWz bf?
other respectable girl (a.k.a. me): did you hear i have a .45 i could shoot you in the fucking face with, bitch?
teeny bopper: LYKE OMGZ! *runs to her pink bedroom with walls covered in jesse mcartney to suck her thumb and molest her teddy bear* (if not, than her boyfriend, who's a nineteen year old dropout.)

i hate them.

by mkanniebitch December 20, 2007

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teenager

Someone who has everything but appreciates nothing.

Every teenager(including me, at times)

by Dr Doom January 21, 2005

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Teemo

The most bad-ass champion in the RTS game, League of Legends. Don't let his cuddly appearance fool you, because Teemo will fuck your shit up - particularly with his mushrooms.

Teemo's DPS will rape your face.

by Mawnikuh November 19, 2010

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