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Brownie Surprise

When a white married couple has a baby together and the baby comes out black
Jacob: WTF why is our baby black?
Catherine: .... This is a brownie surprise
by zachholt May 4, 2011
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tuna melt surprise

to have a girl suck another woman's pussy juice off your dick
have unprotected sex with a woman, then go to another woman's place and have her suck you off. when your done ask her how it tasted. then tell her that its called a tuna melt surprise
by joeyab July 13, 2011
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chow mein surprise

When a lil Asian boy watches you eat ramen off your girls pussy, but you eat it so good off her that her juice becomes the broth
"I just did the best chow mein surprise with my girl yesterday" "the kid enjoyed it too"
by BigPeePeePooPoo November 22, 2019
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Des Moines Surprise

When reciving a blumpie, after delivering the topeka destroyer, blumpee puts a finger in the ass of blumper(thus completing the hat trick where blumper has a mouthfull of cock, a nosefull of shit, a back covered in vomit and a assfull of thumb).
I believe that I am ready for the German Porn Olympics because I have pulled off a Des Moines Surprise,
by decay 66 April 9, 2003
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SURPRISE BITCH!

Needs no explanation. If you honestly can't figure out what it means, you're a fucking retard.
by No surprises :( November 17, 2010
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Tuxedo surprise

I came back from the ball last night and gave her a tuxedo surprise
by birdperson August 6, 2016
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Chocolate Surprise

When one inserts M&M's into her vagina, assuming her lover is going to go down on her very shortly after.
Melts in your cunt, not in your hand.
by MahouKyuaChan January 2, 2005
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