mona lisa

Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece.

Steve: "what did that guy do with the mona lisa after he stole it?"

Bob: "He jacked off to it"

by mark101 June 12, 2008

Lisa

One of the most popular names for a newborn girl in 1970.
Most Lisas are hot.

"There were 3 hot girls named Lisa in my grade 7 gym class. I didn't know where to look."

by Cycle February 10, 2008

Liskey Dick

When one gets so wasted he basically cockblocks himself. People get the word Liskey Dick confused with Whiskey dick, meaning they think one can not get an erection because they're so drunk. This might be true with the LD syndrome, but usually the victim with LD will never know because his "in your face" mumbling and erratic behavior scares the female prey away.

Example: John got so drunk Saturday night he Liskey dicked himself.

John got so drunk last night he Liskey dicked himself!

by Michaelsmi07 August 23, 2008

B-list actor

An actor/actress who was popular for a brief period of time but stooped staring in major works.

They are essestially the opposite of an "A-list actor" which is somebody at the hight of their popularity in Hollywood

Person 1- Hey look it's Matthew Perry!
Person 2- Who the hell is he?
Person 1- He was the guy that played Chandler on "Friends"
Person 2- Oh right
Person 1- He's kind of a B-list actor now.

by Kcaz Realname June 21, 2008

Hit List

People Who you hate, and put them in a list, AKA Shit List

I got 10 niggas in my hit list

by ac February 9, 2004

shit list

Something you get put on if you've managed to offend, hurt, humiliate, contradict, disagree, bad mouth, lie, or cheat someone.

Hey man, how you going? Guess what, I'm on Jimmy's shit list! Why? Well I disagreed with him and now I'm on his shit list.

by TD3 August 20, 2010

lisette

a person who is full of themself
and thinks very highly of themselves. the worst part is you cant help but love them

that person is a lisette

by apersonwhocaresaboutu July 10, 2008