quarter-assed

Half of half-assed; a very, very poor attempt. First coined by GC of Fafarazzi.

Those new kids can't even make a quarter-assed attempt at sounding intelligent.

by shanut July 11, 2008

shitty ass

A person or thing of very low quality.

That is one shitty ass band!

by The Sniffing Accountant April 19, 2008

ass gremlin

when you shit and instead of coming out in one nice big happy block, it comes out in a bunch of little pieces reminiscent of rabbit turds, and then they float and appear to mock your inability to produce a proper crap.

crap, i got a case of the ass gremlins.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 07, 2004

ass nigga

Two words that act as a suffix when describing a person's occupation or demeanor by use of adjective, or of their position/rank/identity etc.

For female persons "ass ho" can be used.

1. Jessica Alba's boyfriend is one lucky ass nigga.
2. I just got jumped by some brutal ass niggas on the street.
3. That lifeguard ass nigga just saved my life.

by Naked Assassin November 07, 2005

trunk ass

when someone has had way too much anal sex and their anal cavity falls out like an elephant trunk

Look at that...that girl has some serious trunk ass.

by David Meacham January 20, 2003

fine ass

a person that is especially good looking

Look at that fine ass guy!

by lola March 20, 2003

poor ass

a person who is so POOR they have to take the bus or have a friend or relative drive them around because they lack the skills to get a license or the money to buy a car. All you can do is call em a poor ass and feel sorry for em.

look at sonny, what a poor ass loser, he can't even afford a vehicle.

by orlandoj August 26, 2007