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Greasy Horror Show 

A term coined by Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys used to describe an undesirable display of sexual acts among a group of peers.
Bubbles: (after Lucy flashes her implants to the crowd) What a greasy horror show...

Greaseable 

Leftover alcohol from last nights party thats up for grabs to anybody greasy enough to drink it
"Let's go clean up and drink all the greaseables"
Greaseable by Squirrel King May 12, 2010

greasweaty 

Adj. having skin that is simultaneously greasy and sweaty, especially when the sweat beads up on the skin similarly to water on a duck’s back
After playing in that baseball game in the Texas summer heat, my penis and scrotum were so greasweaty!
After walking up 12 flights of stairs in that building, I looked in the mirror to find that my forehead was completely greasweaty!
greasweaty by El Quequito July 14, 2019

greaseball 

derogaroty term for Italians; synonomous with dago, wop, and guido
greaseball by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003

greasing the skids 

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.
That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.

greasy grundle gamble 

A sexual endeavor in which the woman applies lube to her grundle (aka gooch, taint). The penis is then rammed forcefully into the midpoint of her grundle (equidistant from the anus and vagina). The gamble that ensues is legendary, in which the penis slides into either the vagina or anus.
The greasy grundle gamble is irreversible; once fate has chosen a hole, you must stick with it for the remainder of the intercourse.
I took the greasy grundle gamble with Shelley last night; it was my first poopydick!