4 definitions by salty ballz
Direct synonym of camel toe, but more polite. A frontal feminine wedgie. When the fabric of tight pants lodge up in the labia, creating what looks like a split hoof.
by salty ballz July 30, 2006
A sexual endeavor in which the woman applies lube to her grundle (aka gooch, taint). The penis is then rammed forcefully into the midpoint of her grundle (equidistant from the anus and vagina). The gamble that ensues is legendary, in which the penis slides into either the vagina or anus.
The greasy grundle gamble is irreversible; once fate has chosen a hole, you must stick with it for the remainder of the intercourse.
The greasy grundle gamble is irreversible; once fate has chosen a hole, you must stick with it for the remainder of the intercourse.
by salty ballz July 30, 2006
The most forceful of intercourse, that can be readily misconceived as assault or homocide.
It is a very clumsy, ogreish style, similar to 'throttling,' which is a little bit lighter, probably faster, less reckless, and with a bit more finesse.
It is a very clumsy, ogreish style, similar to 'throttling,' which is a little bit lighter, probably faster, less reckless, and with a bit more finesse.
Kelsey Jennings is so kinky. If I banged her out, I'd throw her up against a wall upside down and plow the living shit out of her.
by salty ballz June 22, 2006
A "Brett Favre Selfie" is a euphemism for what is colloquially known as a "dick pic." When you have that special feeling for that special someone but don't know how to express it, sometimes you picture-message her a "Brett Favre Selfie," especially if she has demonstrated little to no interest in you.
by salty ballz November 8, 2013