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morning crotch

refers to the putrid smell that eminates from the groinal region after a night of festering in one's own sweat and other bodily fluids. the lower equivalent of morning breath.
person 1: "so dude, sally stayed over last night and in the morning i decided to do a little donut diving."

person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."

person 1: *shivers*
by jjefferson13 January 2, 2008
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Starbucks Crotch

The poor placement of an iced beverage from Starbucks between the inside of the upper thigh (most frequently occurring while driving, at a movie, or at bingo), which results in condensation from the cup wetting the crotch region of the victim's pants.
Person 1: "Look at Joseph! He looks like he had wet himself."

Person 2: "No, no...he simply is suffering from a case of Starbucks Crotch."
by Gunner315 October 3, 2011
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crotch blow

A hole in the crotch of a pair of your favorite warn out jeans. Also can be referred to the action of accidentally ripping a hole in the crotch of your jeans.
You better wear some fancy boxers today, these jeans have crotch blow.
by Robin January 5, 2004
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crotch rocket

If you like slutty chicks, then you'll get one.
by SLAYER OF YOUR MOM December 28, 2005
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crotch corn

When one is lacking a popcorn bucket they often hold it in their lap or crotch area, this is called crotch corn.
"The cinemark is all out of buckets, I guess I'm going to have crotch corn."
by Blue Jam November 16, 2009
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crotch top

a portable computing devise that fits more comfortably on your crotch than on your lap.
Donna: "Hey Jimmy, new lap top?"
Jimmy: "No. Actually, it's a crotch top. Wanna see my power cord?"
by keVIInXI February 18, 2011
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Disney Crotch

The act of walking bow legged due to chaffing of the inner thigh and groin region . Caused by presence of friction between the thighs . Which creates a dry sensitive red hive like reaction. Provoked and brought on by the daily walking of an amusement park on a hot sweaty day . Such as Disneyland .
I got Disney crotch so bad right now" . "I totally got Disney crotch at the park today .
by PinkPistol December 15, 2010
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