The poor placement of an iced beverage from Starbucks between the inside of the upper thigh (most frequently occurring while driving, at a movie, or at bingo), which results in condensation from the cup wetting the crotch region of the victim's pants.
Person 1: "Look at Joseph! He looks like he had wet himself."
Person 2: "No, no...he simply is suffering from a case of Starbucks Crotch."
Person 2: "No, no...he simply is suffering from a case of Starbucks Crotch."
by Gunner315 October 3, 2011
Get the Starbucks Crotchmug. refers to the putrid smell that eminates from the groinal region after a night of festering in one's own sweat and other bodily fluids. the lower equivalent of morning breath.
person 1: "so dude, sally stayed over last night and in the morning i decided to do a little donut diving."
person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."
person 1: *shivers*
person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."
person 1: *shivers*
by jjefferson13 January 2, 2008
Get the morning crotchmug. by Chrismann November 24, 2010
Get the vagina crotchmug. by SLAYER OF YOUR MOM December 28, 2005
Get the crotch rocketmug. A nasty, musty smell coming from a vagina. Depending on the person, it can be a very arousing smell: much like a natural pheromone.
by kathyberthy April 18, 2017
Get the Crotch Rotmug. by keVIInXI February 18, 2011
Get the crotch topmug. by Annonymous October 27, 2004
Get the Crotch Beaniemug.