medusa crotch

An individual with excessive amounts of pubic hair, such that they become entangled, resembling the head of medusa.

I took that drunk chick to my place last night to give her a taste of my man-sized salami, but I was flabbergasted to find out that she had a bad case of medusa crotch.

by casco February 24, 2007

crotch blow

A hole in the crotch of a pair of your favorite warn out jeans. Also can be referred to the action of accidentally ripping a hole in the crotch of your jeans.

You better wear some fancy boxers today, these jeans have crotch blow.

by Robin January 5, 2004

Crispy Crotch

When a woman shapes Rice Krispy Treats into a dildo and has her lesbian lover use it.

I forgot my vibrator so I gave her a Crispy Crotch instead.

by Zippy_dooda July 6, 2010

crotch rocket

If you like slutty chicks, then you'll get one.

Crotch rockets are for wiggers.

by SLAYER OF YOUR MOM December 28, 2005

Crotch Cam

A video/picture shot giving a view of someone's crotch. (Clothed)

"Haha, that video was definitely shot using a crotch cam."

by JANANDREA! March 28, 2009

crotch hound

A dog (or person) that always finds their nose in a person's crotch; a bad name for someone who is stupid. Also called skank hound.

"Dutch is such a crotch hound; he always has his nose in my crotch!"

by HsirT OecoM October 30, 2007

Crotch damp

The point in which the crotch area of pants is still damp when taken out of the dryer.

I rushed to take my pants out of the dryer for the interview, unfortunately they were crotch damp.

by Arcanium December 20, 2008