bullets

Peas, usually garden peas.

What did you have for dinner today?

Roast chicken, potatoes, carrots and bullets.

by Yorkie Pud September 19, 2009

wang buffet

to slap or cuff with one's wang.

shut the f*** up or im gonna wang buffet you in the face.

by Cakenggt July 24, 2008

Mystery Meat Buffet

when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual sex with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember

"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners

this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)

Girl 1: "Tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and passed out"

Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"

by Captain Planet Jr May 6, 2011

bullets

a monetary term that can be substituted in for dollars or pounds

That cost me ten bullets!

by Craig009 December 10, 2006

Shit buffet

The act of preforming oral sex on a female, only to find out that she has not wiped her asshole cleanly of fecal matter.

Bro 1: Dude, how was eating out that hunnie last night?

Bro 2: Ugh it was so gross. Bitch gave me the Shit Buffet.

by Adamus Rothenberguss May 29, 2009

buffet

to withdraw completely then penetrate her in one thrust, repeat.

i buffeted to my satiety in that juicy pum-pum o'hers, yesterday.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

bullet in brain disease

An expression used to describe someone who was shot in the fucking head. This phrase is most commonly used by assholes, because there is no any particular reason anyone would use it other than poorly describing murder to a toddler.

“Have you heard what happened to Joe? I heard he contracted the rare BULLET IN BRAIN disease

by Mr/Stick May 12, 2022