Birthday

Every year that passes your one year closer to death’s doorstep.

In a way we are all slowly dying

Bill: Happy Birthday Bob

Me: You’re dying lol

by SeagullGod July 3, 2019

mexican birthday party

A strip club, pinata, barbecue, loud music, mysterious looking condoms, some shady dude named lil' Pedro that doesnt talk to anyone,and a WHOLE lot of tequila is involved.... and thats the first 20 minutes.....

Person 1: Dude where were you last night?
Person 2: I was at a mexican birthday party... do you know anyone named lil' Pedro?
Person 1: No, why?
Person 2: Cuz he's sleeping on my couch right now

by The D and The V November 26, 2013

confetti cum on birthday

little known fact - instead of cum, you jizz confetti on your birthday

I am going to wank one and have confetti cum on birthday

by domesquad event organizer September 6, 2010

Lexi’s birthday

a day that celebrates the wonderful and great lexi

it’s lexi’s birthday today!!

by cowww November 3, 2020

it's your birthday

yay for you

you get a prize

it's your lucky day!

you did good

I like you

you like that don't you

jack: omigod dottie, bobby-jean liked my film
and wants to screen it opening night!

dottie: It's your birthday! hay hay.

by Dottie March 23, 2004

Birthdayyyy

Birthday: Pronunciation Key:(bûrth'dae)

1. Mother's Day (Reserved for only the World's Best Mother)

Happy Birthdayyyy (i.e. Mother's Day) Super Hero!

by Crooked Nose May 10, 2008

it's your birthday

Birth-day, hence conception-day, hence you're getting sex tonight.

"go shorty, it's your birthday." - 50 Cent

by ghoatie March 26, 2004