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blow your dick off

Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)
Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!
by @thatblondechick December 1, 2014
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Blow out your kite

Blow out your kite on fried chicken and taters.
by UncleDon October 18, 2010
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Below the Influence

When one is so stupid they would seem as if they were on drugs, while completely sober.
Person 1 is leaving, Person 2 says "Have a nice day" Person 3 says "you too... wait... what?"
Person 3 is below the influence.
by TarvisMD November 22, 2010
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Blow Hickey

The polite term used for when asking a girl for oral sex or "head"
Max asked me to give him a blow hickey last night at the party....I wanted to say no, but he asked so nicely.

Baby...I just want a little blow hickey, Its nothing serious.
by MaxiPadBS March 20, 2011
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Blow boat

Noun. A flamboyant male homosexual.

(Portmanteau word coined from "Blow job" & "Show boat.")
"Sir Elton John is nothing but an ol' blow boat!" Keith Richards hissed during his recent press conference when asked about whether the Grammy & Oscar-winning songwriter would be composing a song for the upcoming Royal Wedding.
by Chance Wayne April 29, 2011
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Blowbacking

Sliding your butt cheeks over an exhaust pipe and having your friend rev the engine. Usually for self pleasure but was used 20 years ago as torture in Guantanamo Bay.
Jimmy: What the hell is that burning smell...?
Andrew: I think its Daquan, him and his brother are blowbacking in his driveway.
by Lil_Mayo_Boi May 26, 2016
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Criminal Blowback

Criminal Blowback refers to the fact that if 99% of people play by the rules, that 1% still creates enough carnage that causes new tactics to be taken to combat those crimes. Which ends up hurting the 99% majority by means of the Blowback. Examples: If 1 student kills someone in a school; everyone else is then forced to endure random body searches and waits in long lines through metal detectors. If 1 person cheats on a test, then everyone else is then forced into taking a more difficult test, because the normal test may be compromised. If 1 man uses his car to smash it into a building; then everyone else is then forced to pay a higher insurance rate to cover the lost funds spent to repair the building. If 1 man rapes a woman; then everyone else is then forced to deal with harsher Sex laws. Which have become so stupid in some states, that if a person is caught urinating in public, they can be convicted as a Sex Offender. If 1 man finds a new way to put poison into a jar of food; then everyone else is then forced to pay higher prices for that item, because new security features had to be added to protect the food.
Since Criminal acts are not committed by just 1 person, but thousands, even millions of persons worldwide; the Blowback that everyone else is forced to endure can not be measured. So basically; the criminal act of 1 person, causes 1000 others that didn't have anything to do with the crime to suffer; Both directly and indirectly.
I'm so freakin' sick of being forced to type in long lines of letters and numbers in these stupid Captcha windows, because scumbag hackers want to act like criminals! It's not fair that criminals commit the crimes, but those of us honest people end up suffering! Hackers know ways around Captcha windows, so all this ever does is annoys those of us that actually follow the rules! There is a way to stop Criminal Blowback and it's called a Guillotine. Criminal's head goes in, but never comes back out!
by the2ndflood August 22, 2008
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